Do you know anyone named "Scott McGrew"? If so, which of the following are true of that particular "Scott McGrew", which are true of some other person by the same name, which are true of somebody else you know who has a different name, and which as far as you know aren't true of *any* person you've ever heard of?

He attended Chaminade University of Honolulu.
He attended McGill-Toolen High School.
He attended Texas Tech University.
He attended USC Rossier School of Education.
He attended University of Louisiana at Monroe.
He attended University of Nebraska-Lincoln.
He attended University of South Alabama.
He attends Dakota Ridge High School.
He brings virtualization to the masses.
He can be heard weekday mornings on San Francisco's KNBR 680AM on Murph and Mac.
He can be heard weekday mornings on San Francisco's KNBR 680AM on the Gary Radnich show.
He contributes to the Jon Batchelor show on News Talk Radio 77 WABC in New York City.
He earned an "A" from Mr Hertel's Algebra class in East Grand Rapids, Michigan.
He had a daughter named "Miranda".
He had a son named "Zachary".
He has chased greased pigs.
He has fired a Howitzer.
He has flown an F16 fighter plane.
He has met two presidents of the USA.
He has resided in Bakersfield, CA.
He has resided in Birmingham, AL.
He has resided in Bushnell, IL.
He has resided in Campbell, CA.
He has resided in Fowler, OH.
He has resided in Girard, OH.
He has resided in Hailey, ID.
He has resided in Honolulu, HI.
He has resided in Lincoln, NE.
He has resided in Macomb, IL.
He has resided in Macon, GA.
He has resided in Mobile, AL.
He has resided in Monterey, CA.
He has resided in Mountain View, CA.
He has resided in Muncie, IN.
He has resided in Newport, NC.
He has resided in Princeton, IN.
He has resided in Provo, UT.
He has resided in Sacramento, CA.
He has resided in San Antonio, TX.
He has resided in San Jose, CA.
He has resided in Santa Ana, CA.
He has resided in Sylmar, CA.
He has resided in Tustin, CA.
He has spent more than a decade in the Bay Area as a business/technology reporter.
He has stood about 10 feet from a man facing a firing squad.
He has undergone astronaut training in Houston.
He hosts the "Press:Here" TV show.
He is a technology reporter working in Silicon Valley.
He is currently building a new kind of economic system based on labor-time rather than ordinary currency.
He is located in Canada.
He is located in Mountain View, CA.
He is located in Sunnyvale, CA.
He is located in the Baltimore, Maryland Area.
He is located in the Greater Los Angeles Area.
He is located in the Greater Seattle Area.
He is located in the Hawaiian Islands.
He is located in the Lincoln, Nebraska Area.
He is located in the Lubbock, Texas Area.
He is located in the San Francisco Bay Area.
He is responsible for the search form without any submit button at http://about.me/scottmcgrew
He likes to use Bing to search for his own name.
He likes to use Google to search for his own name.
He likes to use Yahoo to search for his own name.
He owns Scott McGrew Agency.
He owns the account http://twitter.com/SMcGREW
He owns the account http://twitter.com/ScottMcGrew
He owns the account http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-McGrew/681713061
He owns the account https://plus.google.com/103999644188243411773
He owns the domain name mcgrewagency.com.
He owns the phone number 1-410-730-4333.
He owns the phone number 1-866-730-4333.
He placed top-five in the William Lowell Putnam mathematics competition
He refuses to write about himself in the third-person.
He reports for TechNow.
He saved the life of a 13-yr-old girl in Hollywood, FL.
He was born in Culver City, CA.
He was born in Omaha, NE.
He works as Administrator at Lubbock County.
He works as Agent and Registered Representative at J Scott McGrew Insurance Agency, Inc.
He works as Client Executive at Sirius Computer Solutions.
He works as Director of Technology Support at American Savings Bank.
He works as Graphic Designer, Artist, Musician.
He works as President at Color Image Inc.
He works as Senior Professional Tester at Alcohol and Other Drug Services.
He works at 4785 Dorsey Hall Drive, Suite 101, Ellicott City, MD 21042-7862.
He works for the NBC owned television station in the San Francisco Bay Area.