Nobody in their right mind likes spammers, nor their automated assistants.
Before I'll reveal my e-mail address to you, you must demonstrate that you're not a spambot, by passing a simple test of English comprehension.
Each of these phrases has a missing word, all the same, except one:
Lie *** Jesus
Tea *** two
Tit *** tat
Jack *** Jill
An eye *** an eye
I stop *** pretty sunsets
I love you *** sentimental reasons
Return to me, *** my heart wants you only
A heart that longs *** you
Save the last dance *** me
There's just one place *** me, near you
these things I offer you *** a lifetime
this world was never meant *** one as beautiful as you
I walk in shadows searching *** life
Nothing in this wide world left *** me to see
Now choose, from the following list, that one different missing word:
the
and
you
for
not
are
was
but
her
can
nil
she
one
all
had
his