(3/18/98)

McCurry gives Clinton-Lewinsky relationship new twist

In a surprise move, White House spokesman Mike McCurry announced President Clinton has a new explanation for his relationship with Monica Lewinsky. In a recent press conference, he explained that Clinton was merely inspecting "sensitive" sites to see if they contained chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons.

"I completed my mission without any problem and I thanked Miss Lewinsky for the cooperation extended to me. I inspected a total of eight sensitive sites to my full satisfaction," Clinton was quoted as saying.

So-called sensitive sites have been in the past the scene for standoffs between Clinton and other women. Sites which women label "sensitive" include areas which could be used to conceal material related to banned weapons.