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Yet another lawyer wants out of the custody-case-from-hell
Social workers helped monkey, not child
Coveted crocodile genitals
Incompetence is bliss, say researchers
`Win Ben Stein's Money' actor robbed
Village declares independence
Half a human brain found at Bethlehem sewage plant
Inmate sews eyes, lips shut for new year
`Spiderman' mugger makes death-defying leap between buildings, escapes
Dane sends mayday alarm as bathtub boat sinks
Woman crushed by street sweeper
Radio host makes obscene gesture while in sensitivity training
Too many 'Snow Whites' creates dwarf shortage in Britain
Agency denies satanic images in French Toyota ad
Polar bear spreads fear in Norwegian outpost
Tokyo urged to curb suicide manual after spate of deaths
Mayor threatens bachelor tax in bid to bring babies
Big pickle reverses Vlasic's sales slump
Tourist sues `Tonight Show' over flying T-shirt
Boy, 9, set on fire outside his elementary school
Nintendo halts production of Pokemon card
Naked man attacks church congregation with sword; 11 hurt
Hormel plans SPAM museum
Company hopes eggs-on-a-stick goes over easy with consumers
WW2 cyphers, signals and sex uncovered
Y2K problem identified new cars as 'horseless carriages'
Taiwan executes its most notorious criminal
Gore, Bradley each lay claim to 'underdog' title
Porn queen was a communist spy
Drunken Amish boy's buggy hits police car
Yucca plant branches out into stock market
Parents sue over whale tank death at Florida park
Monkeys that 'glow' could help fight genetic disorders
Police in nail-biting manhunt
Campbell retires famous red-and-white soup label
Afghan scholar offers $113 reward for Clinton
Kosovo e-mail pal, 3 friends coming to San Francisco
'Crush videos' decried
At Tall People's Meeting, Room Urged
Naked California burglar found up tree
Abide With Me As We Rob Your Bank, Please
Nun arrested for racist graffiti at hospital
Albright in drag? Foreign ministers ham it up
Girl undergoes unwanted heart transplant under court order
Famed Nevada bordello closing Monday
Naked Aggression on the Hill
Ballot measure calls for `hate-free zone' in Santa Cruz
Boy carries his severed arm to town to get help
Harebrained stunt dogs Gore campaign
Judge prepares to rule in battle over rocket belt
`Tomb Raider' name must be covered up on Playboy
Silicone canine testicles debut in California
Missing money manager kept a virtual harem
Garden gnomes used to smuggle cannabis to Britain
Gov. Jesse Ventura will referee WWF match
6-year-old pilots toy car along Ohio highway
Lawsuit says software links black couple to monkeys
Adventure club invades Belarusian village
Dentist convicted of leaving patients in agony
Preservationists too late to save Oakland house
Man killed by ostrich at farm
Norwegian sailor devoured by bears in Russian zoo
Ex-Spice Girl upsets Church on U.N. mission
Nepal's prime minister loses identity card -- and right to vote
Teachers fire on angry students in South Africa
Arizona man says he was asleep when he killed wife
Nurse accused of swiping Beanie Baby from girl's hospital bed
Daughter implicates mom, will be allowed to die
20 million bees spill in accident
Fired reporter says she lied about having AIDS
Judge stops Energizer bunny
Grand Canyon relocated on new stamp
Study: Millions Engage in Cybersex
Meatpackers to test market irradiated ground beef
Caldor apologizes for mistake in Scrabble ad
Ranch hand sucked into wood chipper
Parrot hunters burned in Florida accident
Unabomber says he'd forgive his brother if he agreed to become a radical
Virgin Atlantic won't fly on New Year's Eve
Yellow Springs saves the farm, village's identity
Man lost letter explaining Liberty Bell crack
Norway town encourages sex for Y2K baby
Canadian inventor super wired
Teletubbies' Tinky Winky is ``outed'' by Falwell
Baby born to woman who used sperm from dead husband
Animal lovers back dolphin-loving paramedic
Lovelorn albatross falls hard for decoy
Oklahoma City to premier `John TV' on cable
Writers battle for title of most bizarre book
Report: Pirates becoming more violent
Ethnically targeted weapons may not be far off
Judge dismisses charges against solstice celebrants
`King' of rat-killers slew 30,000 last year
Trial begins for teen-ager accused of hanging classmate
China priest suffered sex abuse
Beware Santa Claus, Cuban paper tells readers
Singing tree tattles on burglar suspects
Norwegian woman jailed for giving son wrong name
Officials: Fat kids watch too much TV
Man chokes mom for forgetting piranha food
Feminists outraged by impeachment push
One in four Britons would choose TV over love
DiMaggio improving, makes feisty request
Trader sends market diving by leaning on keyboard
Ex-Spice Girl to become U.N. ambassador
Man's murder linked to group sex
Pentagon to remove sexually explicit material
8,000 minks freed from farm in England
190-year-old diary left in Philly taxi
UK teachers fear wave of `Spice babies'
Officials propose female crash-test dummies
Kosovo village reels from massacre aftermath
Asian women upset by lack of Tampax
Texan pays $5 million for pet dog clone
Park will honor Butte's prostitutes
Feinstein, Boxer react differently
French rescue climber, return for severed foot
A wedding dress sweet enough to eat
Woman says mail-delivering robot attacked her
Man pleads guilty to gecko smuggling
Air Force `astro chimps' to go to research lab
Former premier's severed leg to return home
Man jailed for strangling, hacking up puppy
Gary Coleman arrested for allegedly punching autograph seeker
Paralyzed gymnast yearns to meet movie star
Ousted judge files discrimination complaint
U.S., Russians do duet; Indians joke about tests
Russians launch new moon to help them see the light
Man collects $200 under `anti-spam' law
Mexican rebel leader sees funny side of struggle
Man charged for shooting Civil War actor
Report: Tweety Bird prize sparked gunfire
Woman who gave birth over Internet out of jail
New autopsy reveals more mistakes by pathologist
Sportscaster loses his teeth on TV
Study: Welfare cap boosted state abortion rate
Porn actors strike group deal with HMO
U.N. chief visits genocide sites
Hotel cook bites off co-worker's finger
Quantum computer cracks crypto keys quickly
Gorilla to `chat' over the Net
Computer crashes as Gates shows off Windows 98
Judge drank with jurors, lawyer after DUI case
Researchers believe gifts have strings attached
McCurry gives Clinton-Lewinsky relationship new twist
Tough-guy politico looking for `real men'
44 puppies killed in truck fire
Police cleared in Pina Colada Song case
Militia group accused of plot to kill immigrants
FBI: Bombing suspect's brother cuts off hand
Ambassador's widow sues National Enquirer
Mir crew finds critical spare wrench
Guilty verdict in Spielberg stalking case
Off-color joke ascribed to McCurry
President and Chelsea take break at Camp David
Seal aphrodisiacs often fake - Canadian researchers
Wild monkeys injure 26 in Japan
Judge sentences teen cult leader to death
Chicago physicist will try to clone human
Irked driver kills deer in hand-to-horn combat
Comatose woman's foot wasn't chewed off by dog
Gore admits he wasn't inspiration for romance novel
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