What's a pirate's favorite daytime quiz show host?
Bob BARRker.

Why should Julius Caesar fear pirates?
The Ides of MARRch.

What is a pirate's favorite debilitating age-related disease?
PARRkinson's.

What is a pirate's favorite car slogan?
FARRvegnugen.

What is a pirate's favorite breed of dog?
ShARRpei.

Who's a pirate's favorite gladiator?
SpARRtacus.

What's a pirate's favorite pithy latin aphorism?
CARRpe Diem.

What's a pirate's favorite GI Joe villain?
ZARRtan.

What's a pirate's favorite method of cooking meat?
PARRboiling.

What are a pirate's favorite crimes?
ARRson and LARRceny.

What's a pirate's favorite fad diet?
All cARRbs.

What's a pirate's favorite Madonna song?
Lucky StARR.

What's a pirate's favorite non-evolved Pokemon?
ChARRmander.

What's a pirate's favorite Robin Williams movie?
The World According to GARRp -- but all real pirates think that Robin Williams sucks ass.

What's a pirate's favorite noble gas?
ARRgon.

What's a pirate's favorite groundwater poison?
ARRsenic.

What's a pirate's favorite cemetery for veterans?
ARRlington.

What's a pirate's favorite seige weapon?
An ARRbalest.

What happens when two pirates are after the same lusty wench?
An ARRgument.

Who's a pirate's favorite democratically-elected Haitian?
ARRistide.

What's a pirate's favorite form of civil disobedience?
Squeezing the ChARRmin.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
ARR.

What's a pirate's favorite NPARR show?
CARR Talk.

Who's a pirate's favorite ancient Persian prophet?
ZARRathrustra.

What's a pirate's favorite language?
FARRsi.

What's a pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The ARRtful Dodger.

What's a pirate's favorite NHL team?
The ShARRks.

Who's a pirate's favorite lounge act?
MARRtin Denny.

What's a pirate's favorite Tanzanian island?
ZanzibARR.

Which alternative San Francisco weekly does a pirate read?
The GuARRdian.

What's a pirate's favorite cop show?
StARRsky and Hutch.

Where do pirates like to retire?
An ARRchipelago.

What rating did the MPAA give Pirates of the Caribbean?
ARR.

What's a pirate's favorite province in Afghanistan?
KandahARR.

What's a pirate's favorite paving material?
TARR.

What's a pirate's favorite airport religion?
HARRe Krishna.

What's a pirate's favorite holy relic?
The ARRk of the Covenant.

What's a pirate's favorite early firearm?
An ARRquebus.


For inspiration, see this.
More pirate links...

Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19)
talk like a pirate day, "official" website.
Avast Ye Matey (feat. Lego hangman)
What's My Pirate Name?


A tip o' the eyepatch and an extra helping of grog to

Brant Smith + friends


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