Why should Julius Caesar fear pirates?
The Ides of MARRch.
What is a pirate's favorite debilitating age-related disease?
PARRkinson's.
What is a pirate's favorite car slogan?
FARRvegnugen.
What is a pirate's favorite breed of dog?
ShARRpei.
Who's a pirate's favorite gladiator?
SpARRtacus.
What's a pirate's favorite pithy latin aphorism?
CARRpe Diem.
What's a pirate's favorite GI Joe villain?
ZARRtan.
What's a pirate's favorite method of cooking meat?
PARRboiling.
What are a pirate's favorite crimes?
ARRson and LARRceny.
What's a pirate's favorite fad diet?
All cARRbs.
What's a pirate's favorite Madonna song?
Lucky StARR.
What's a pirate's favorite non-evolved Pokemon?
ChARRmander.
What's a pirate's favorite Robin Williams movie?
The World According to GARRp -- but all real pirates think that Robin Williams sucks ass.
What's a pirate's favorite noble gas?
ARRgon.
What's a pirate's favorite groundwater poison?
ARRsenic.
What's a pirate's favorite cemetery for veterans?
ARRlington.
What's a pirate's favorite seige weapon?
An ARRbalest.
What happens when two pirates are after the same lusty wench?
An ARRgument.
Who's a pirate's favorite democratically-elected Haitian?
ARRistide.
What's a pirate's favorite form of civil disobedience?
Squeezing the ChARRmin.
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
ARR.
What's a pirate's favorite NPARR show?
CARR Talk.
Who's a pirate's favorite ancient Persian prophet?
ZARRathrustra.
What's a pirate's favorite language?
FARRsi.
What's a pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The ARRtful Dodger.
What's a pirate's favorite NHL team?
The ShARRks.
Who's a pirate's favorite lounge act?
MARRtin Denny.
What's a pirate's favorite Tanzanian island?
ZanzibARR.
Which alternative San Francisco weekly does a pirate read?
The GuARRdian.
What's a pirate's favorite cop show?
StARRsky and Hutch.
Where do pirates like to retire?
An ARRchipelago.
What rating did the MPAA give Pirates of the Caribbean?
ARR.
What's a pirate's favorite province in Afghanistan?
KandahARR.
What's a pirate's favorite paving material?
TARR.
What's a pirate's favorite airport religion?
HARRe Krishna.
What's a pirate's favorite holy relic?
The ARRk of the Covenant.
What's a pirate's favorite early firearm?
An ARRquebus.
Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19)
talk like a pirate day, "official" website.
Avast Ye Matey (feat. Lego hangman)
What's My Pirate Name?
Brant Smith + friends